Texts from Spirit World

Anonymous asked: Oh my God, this blog. Just...I can't. I am actually crying from laughter right now. You should make this an official career. So many people would pay you to do it, myself being one of them.

Thank you!

Sadly, I don’t update this blog anymore as I’ve been too busy. But I keep it up for other people to enjoy and I still accept submissions from other people.

Anonymous asked: Drug dealer Kurama is beautiful. Just damn beautiful.

Drug dealer Kurama should be everyone’s headcanon (ok not really but yes)

(202):

His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.

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(248):

Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things

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(716): fuck off, I hope your children turn out to be republicans

(406): I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive

(816): Sometimes I love sober, logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does, she shines.

Submitted by shaunsense

zombieshrooms asked: Going through these, imagining the actual character voices saying them: I recommend it. C:

Of course, It’s much more hilarious

(720): Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
(303): This isn’t even the most disappointing thing I know about you.

(425):

I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won’t break up with me.

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(817): I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care

(602): hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse

(732): FYI… At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.

(304): I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace. I’m such a classy drunk.

(214): A lesson I learned in the hospital….when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.