Texts from Spirit World

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn’t involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

(780): I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her

(615): you are going to have to live with the consequences, I’m going to fuck your sister

(810): Don’t look him in the eyes, it’s like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

(517): This baby is an asshole

(704): There’s a 35% chance I’m still residually drunk from last night.

(904): And you say you’re not good with numbers…

(208): Genkai just handed out bail money… it’s officially Christmas

(330): Okay just a general question, but if I got arrested, who here would bail me out? This is important.

(574): I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So I just opted to sleep on the floor

Sorry for the lack of texts everyone, I’ve been quite busy with a few things lately and it’ll take me a while to get back on track.

We still take submissions though, so feel free to submit anything you’ve made yourself.

(301): ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF IT’S JAGER RELATED.

(215): There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted…but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.

(314):Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

Submitted by putsch

(781): i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.

Submitted by putsch

putsch asked: i went through all 23 pages of your blog and i swear this is the most character-perfect TFLN blog i've ever seen.

Thank you!